Theory of non-relativity


"The effort,force,energy,velocity involved in gaining certain things in the universe is not proportionate to the same involved in losing them " .
Example #1:Gaining and burning Calories depends on whether you are at your dinner table or in the Gym.When you can very happily gain loads of calories with small effort on your dinner table , it is very time consuming,rigorous task to burn even one-tenth of the calories gained when you are working out in a Gym"
Example #2: It takes a month of pain,pressure from boss,subordinates,paper works,sleepless nights to see a decent bank balance at the end of the month and the same balance gives back an empty smile within 10 days when all your payment bills sweep the money from the account or when you enter a shopping mall.
The velocity at which the bank balance becomes empty is higher if your spouse is accompanying you to the shopping mall.

If Albert Einstein is alive, he will surely agree this and propose my name for a Nobel prize for Home economics in 2011 ....Unfortunately, I am not surrounded by very intelligent people like him..

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